Further Light and Knowledge

Okay, forget the pledge then. The idea is that you can't kill the thread killing thread by posting on the thread. That only enables it. But you can do it by not posting there.

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Sorry sir, I swore off swearing silly snippets when I left TSCC.

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"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."-Thomas Jefferson

Too bad you can't swear off silly threads.

And to Goldarn: Thanks for the publicity. You are not a thread killer. You are an enabler of inanity. Carry on.

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These snippets you speak of, are they small woodland creatures like rabbits??

Oh, I don't want to kill this thread. Whom would I mock?

Mock Mock Mock! I mock thee, I mock thee! If I cease to mock thee, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs! Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!

Wow, this is good stuff.

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I reject your reality and substitute a Star Trek episode of my own choosing.

You don't want to kill the "Threads Killed"??? thread either apparently. That thread's continued existence is a testament to self-mockery.

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I testify that the "Threads Killed"??? thread is the one and only true "Threads Killed"??? thread, and that other "Threads Killed"??? threads are either more than one, or not only, or not true. I testify that the mockery is true, except when it mocks as a man. I bear my testimony that these things are true, and that I found them in the bearing of them.

Also, bears are the one and only true large North American carnivore. Ramen.

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I reject your reality and substitute a Star Trek episode of my own choosing.

Everyone knows the real thread killer thread is All thread killers raise your hand!! thread on the old Foyer which is STILL ALIVE!!!!

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Holy Shit.

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"It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office."

- H. L. Mencken

And that's a ridiculous thread too. Everyone claims to kill it but no one ever does.

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What do you have against riduclous threads, UG?

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Sometimes I make my kids wear sombreros and scuba fins around the house. Not because there is any reason. I just want to teach them obedience.--Darth J

It seems that the reasons UG and others (who are these others -- raise your hands) dislike inanities and thread kill threads are the very same reasons that so many others (we all know who you are) find it so charming and irresistible.

UG, you might as well be hatin' on Thomas Kincade. Stuff like this will never go away, and be happy for it. Everyone needs a little steam-valve for life's inanities.

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Drink Lola-Cola. Refreshing taste, with just a bit of backwash.

I like ridiculous threads. I enjoy thread kills. What I can't abide is when people who claim to be killing a thread get bent out of shape when someone else has a plan to actually kill it.

Hypocrites! Posers!

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So that's why I have a neck crick. I'm all bent out of shape.

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Sometimes I make my kids wear sombreros and scuba fins around the house. Not because there is any reason. I just want to teach them obedience.--Darth J

I thought it was from keeping your shoulder to the wheel.

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I reject your reality and substitute a Star Trek episode of my own choosing.